wish I could do my laundry EVERY morning; perhaps that’s why I feel good today. and believe you me: I have so much laundry, and almost ALL of it has been dirty for MONTHS…. that for the next few WEEKS, I CAN do laundry EVERY morning…

you know, in the Marx. Bros. film A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA, Groucho, on taking a new job as the manager of the Hotel Casablanca, asks his helper-outters

“what about my laundry?”
“Laundry?”
“yes, you know, the stuff that doesn’t come back.”
“Oh, we pick up your laundry once a month!”
“… if you wait THAT long, you won’t be ABLE to pick it up…”
😉